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The best love story ever
- Boy: hey
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I really like you
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I think I'm in love with you
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I will never let you go
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: *kisses girl*
- Boy: *eats girl*
- Girl was Doritos the whole time
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
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